Some women do not understand how to use a toilet.
16 Feb
Being at university, I am forced to become very friendly with public washrooms. This new friendship has made me realize several things:
1) The first stall is usually the cleanest. I don’t know why, but people don’t seem to like to go into the first stall.
2) The soap lady in charge of re-filling the soap containers is actually a ghost, and she can’t really move tangible objects, so all the soap is puddled on the floor/counters instead of in the soap containers.
3) Half the women who use the women’s washroom think they’re men.
The third realization is most shocking, but probably the most accurate. Why? Because I’ve observed that 50 percent of the time I enter a stall, there’s pee on the seats. And since it’s physically impossible to pee on the seats if one were actually seated on the toilet seat, these women must be trying to deny their gender. When will they accept the fact that a woman’s urinary complex is not designed to be able to aim?!
Seriously. If they have trouble accepting this, then they should practice their aim in the men’s washroom.
I also had a nice chat with the campus police via the elevator telecom today. I accidentally pressed the alarm button instead of a floor just as a boy entered the elevator. He didn’t see me press the alarm button, but did hear the telecom connect to the campus police. I think he was very confused as to what I had against him that I would want to connect to the campus police when he was standing a foot away from me, unless I was trying to frame him for assault.
Oops.
Haha! This post had me cracking up, because it’s so damned true!
You’d think women’s restrooms would be relatively clean. But they so nasty. There is no reason for there to be little piss pools all over the place. No reason at all!
I try to avoid public restrooms for this reason.
I guess one good thing about the stalls in my dorm is there are no soap dispensers. It’s actually not a good thing, but in this perspective, the lack of a soap dispenser actually reduces mess.
Number three made me laugh the most. It’s disgusting, but haha yeah.
Two of the stalls in my dorm had R.I.P signs hung over the toilets one week because people flushed goldfish down the toilets.
Eww. That’s why I’m reluctant to go to restrooms. In one mall here, you actually have to pay to go the restroom, but it’s so worth it. The stalls are spotless! It smells good, and it even comes with lotion and talcum powder.
Just about all public restrooms are nasty in one way or another. That is sooo true.
Aaaaah you should see the public restrooms in China, if you can even call them “restrooms.” Most of them are just holes in the ground, and even the nicer and cleaner ones in hotels and such are just an extension of the idea, “hole in the ground.” Going to the bathroom in China is a distressing business, needless to say. But some people seem to think that Chinese toilets are more sanitary than their Western counterparts, for reasons that continue to elude and mortify me.
Yeah, I’m not used to the washrooms in China. I appreciate toilet seats, thank you very much! Although, I guess the idea that they’re cleaner is because you don’t have to make any physical contact with them (well, except the bottom of your shoes).
I had fun to read this article. I think the main reason why the toilet seats are not clean is that some women must be trying to use the toilet without sitting down, afraid that it is dirty! So they must be close to the seat but not actully sitting on it… my point of view!
Heh, I really enjoyed reading this post. Although it’s not particularly fun actually living those events, it amuses the public. :P
LOL! I wrote a post about this too. Guess we should all lower our expectations of women’s hygiene now.